Wednesday, August 20, 2014

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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fohk:

ryan howard is everything

cinyma:

They may not see each other for days, or weeks, months… even years at a time. But if there’s love, dear… those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever. All my love to you, poppet, you’re going to be all right… bye-bye.

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

holook:

bye

holook:

bye

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freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

antheia:

caseymalone:

patbaer:

laughterkey:

bookshop:

heidi8:

teamfreekickass:

alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

And then he showed up at the LA premiere like this: 

Vin Diesel in an I AM GROOT shirt, on stilts, because he is awesome and magical

Stilts, people!

Vin Diesel is so fantastic every time I hear people mock him I just want to be like “excuse you, do you know of any other multi-racial actor in Hollywood who’s fronted a blockbuster franchise featuring an unashamedly multi-cultural cast full of primarily non-white actors, and who has done it unapologetically over and over again for *seven* installments? NO, YOU DON’T, SIT THE FUCK DOWN.”

<3 <3 <3

Vin Diesel makes goofy movies like The Pacifier so he can keep making Riddick movies. He even went so far as to found Tigon Studios to make sure the Riddick video game was good (it was awesome).

I love Vin Diesel!

POINT OF ORDER: VIN DIESEL DID NOT JUST SHOW UP AT THE PREMIERE THAT WAY, HE RECORDED MANY OF HIS LINES THAT WAY. 

are there really people who do not understand the wonder and joy that is Vin Diesel? that is so sad.

antheia:

caseymalone:

patbaer:

laughterkey:

bookshop:

heidi8:

teamfreekickass:

alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

And then he showed up at the LA premiere like this: 

Vin Diesel in an I AM GROOT shirt, on stilts, because he is awesome and magical

Stilts, people!

Vin Diesel is so fantastic every time I hear people mock him I just want to be like “excuse you, do you know of any other multi-racial actor in Hollywood who’s fronted a blockbuster franchise featuring an unashamedly multi-cultural cast full of primarily non-white actors, and who has done it unapologetically over and over again for *seven* installments? NO, YOU DON’T, SIT THE FUCK DOWN.”

<3 <3 <3

Vin Diesel makes goofy movies like The Pacifier so he can keep making Riddick movies. He even went so far as to found Tigon Studios to make sure the Riddick video game was good (it was awesome).

I love Vin Diesel!

POINT OF ORDER: VIN DIESEL DID NOT JUST SHOW UP AT THE PREMIERE THAT WAY, HE RECORDED MANY OF HIS LINES THAT WAY. 

are there really people who do not understand the wonder and joy that is Vin Diesel? that is so sad.

thebestofmemovie:

You never forget your first love. Don’t miss The Best of Me - in theaters October 17. 

thebestofmemovie:

You never forget your first love. Don’t miss The Best of Me - in theaters October 17. 

darkermydesire:

Name: Kendra Munoz-Saunders
Alias: Hawkgirl
Place of Origin: Earth 2
Affiliation: Wonders of the World
Occupation: Treasure Hunter

…then I agreed to do a gig for the world army—Insane adventures that resulted in my getting these damned wings.
Damned? You’re a wonder now. Some would say you’ve been blessed.

darkermydesire:

Name: Kendra Munoz-Saunders

Alias: Hawkgirl

Place of Origin: Earth 2

Affiliation: Wonders of the World

Occupation: Treasure Hunter

…then I agreed to do a gig for the world army—Insane adventures that resulted in my getting these damned wings.

Damned? You’re a wonder now. Some would say you’ve been blessed.

If people get mad at me for telling the truth, then what are they telling you?

dazeyray:

chillona:

scottmcrogers:

yooooo! thats the girl who brought the milk! Look!


OH MY GOD

WTF!!!

dazeyray:

chillona:

scottmcrogers:

yooooo! thats the girl who brought the milk! Look!

OH MY GOD

WTF!!!

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